“That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.”
Mackenzie. 20. NOVA.
My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
always
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don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a childdon’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
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Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.
Mary Rakow (via wethinkwedream)
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dat bulge doe
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bowl loaded! by ❀abby❀ on Flickr.
